I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
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she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
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I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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