Just fell off a train. Bad.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
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Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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