this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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