Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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