I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
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i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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