Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(845): View more from New York

My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet

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(440): View more from Ohio

he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.

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(212): View more from New York

Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"

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(770): View more from Georgia

if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?

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(404): View more from Georgia

My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."

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(404): View more from Georgia

he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?

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(810): View more from Michigan

Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you

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(954): View more from Florida

You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me

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(607): View more from New York

Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.

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