I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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