just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
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Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
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I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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