3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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