Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
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