i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
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She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
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I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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