omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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