Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
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hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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