We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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