normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
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Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
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He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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