There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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