I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I understand Curling. That high.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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