'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
P.S. I can't hear my feet
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
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She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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