The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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