I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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