How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
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Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
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I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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