You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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