I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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