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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?

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  well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic

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  what chic?

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.

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  I'm on my way.

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• (831): View more from California

  period poops. best. ever.

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  omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.

  (410): View more from Maryland

  engineering majors are such efficient drunks.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore

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• (310): View more from California

  Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.

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• (310): View more from California

  Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub

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• (562): View more from California

  There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.

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