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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.

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• (858): View more from California

  just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America

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• (516): View more from New York

  If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me

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