Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.