i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
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Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
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I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.