Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
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So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid