Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
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So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
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How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Drunk is a universal language darling
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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