It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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