Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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