he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.