We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
