Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.