Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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