You're completely useless in the revolution.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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