can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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