Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
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I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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