i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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