Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
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the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
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She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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