gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
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