what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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