You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
So much rum. So many feels.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
im on a boat
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