Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
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My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
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They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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