I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
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The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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