Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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