btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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