whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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