Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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