like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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