So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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