Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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