I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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