I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
She tied me up with her honor cords...
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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