So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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