I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
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it was like getting a handjob from robocop
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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