yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
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we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
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I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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